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loveabovelooks: this is legitimately the most embarrassing...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:59:59 -0400

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:46 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:12 -0400

i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.

vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:09:59 -0400

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:04:03 -0400

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

vampirevvekend: ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:03:50 -0400

vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’

fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:01:45 -0400

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

fightblr: If you don’t let Kane inside, he assumes you can’t...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:01:21 -0400

fightblr:

If you don’t let Kane inside, he assumes you can’t see him so he gets up on here just to he sure you’ll notice him.

death-by-lulz: IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:13:00 -0400

death-by-lulz:

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

They actually did it, too.

This is too cute for words

theartisticgenius: black—noir: hailandrewhussie: SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:10:50 -0400

theartisticgenius:

black—noir:

hailandrewhussie:

SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT IS THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL AND SHE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY 5 MINUTES LATE WITH A STARBUCKS BUT TODAY SHE CAME TO CLASS ON TIME WITH MESSY HAIR AND A RAVENCLAW SCARF, A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT, AN APERTURE SCIENCE WATER BOTTLE AND ABOUT 10 OTHER FANDOMS AND JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SAID

“im so sorry”

i have a hard time believing stories like this

madturbating: someone make a tutorial on how to respond to compliments

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:52:42 -0400

madturbating:

someone make a tutorial on how to respond to compliments

sollux: stumblinglove: sollux: I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is Another day...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:47:50 -0400

sollux:

stumblinglove:

sollux:

I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is

Another day without him

i was just gonna say monday but ok

purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:44:41 -0400

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

profoak: THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:40:21 -0400

profoak:

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

maddievertes: hylandbrooke: oh buy friends

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:37:41 -0400

maddievertes:

hylandbrooke:

oh

buy friends

clearly-misunderst0od: THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:31:16 -0400

clearly-misunderst0od:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

im-wanderingaway: Something I’ve never noticed before: Snape...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:18:44 -0400

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker

burningwithapassion: princethepurpleking: Sisters are...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:13:15 -0400

burningwithapassion:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

vvorldwideweb: keep-calm-and-geek-on: vvorldwideweb: scaraptor: vvorldwideweb: what if paper...

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:43:15 -0400

vvorldwideweb:

keep-calm-and-geek-on:

vvorldwideweb:

scaraptor:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

What if it does but we can’t hear it?

do u kno what screaming is

Silence is the loudest scream

deep

ronaldkn0x: do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:36:01 -0400

ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie