this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
If you don’t let Kane inside, he assumes you can’t see him so he gets up on here just to he sure you’ll notice him.
IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER
this kills me!
They actually did it, too.
This is too cute for words
SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT IS THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL AND SHE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY 5 MINUTES LATE WITH A STARBUCKS BUT TODAY SHE CAME TO CLASS ON TIME WITH MESSY HAIR AND A RAVENCLAW SCARF, A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT, AN APERTURE SCIENCE WATER BOTTLE AND ABOUT 10 OTHER FANDOMS AND JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SAID
“im so sorry”
i have a hard time believing stories like this
someone make a tutorial on how to respond to compliments
I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is
Another day without him
i was just gonna say monday but ok